And here the rules of men ..... X ALL women!
:-) Happy reading!
E 'is well known that the female population has strict rules and binding. This manifesto is
an act of rebellion of us men and a guide for our women. Our rules are listed according to their priority level.
1. The breast is made to be looked at and that is why we do it. There is no way to change this behavior.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You are strong girls: if it's on, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. We do not hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Sunday = sports. It 's a natural event like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Grocery shopping can NOT a sport.
5. Crying is blackmail.
6. If you want something, ask. Let us be clear:
Subtle hints do not work.
Strong hints do not work.
Obvious hints do not work.
Just say it!
7. "Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
8. a problem only if you want help solving it. We serve a questo.Per Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
9. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
10. Anything we said 6 months ago is an ongoing discussion. More precisely: the value of any claim expires after 7 days.
11. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Do not ask!
12. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of you makes you sad or angry, we meant the other .
13. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. not both things simultaneously. If you already know the best way to do it, you can do it yourself.
14. Whenever possible, say during commercials.
15. Christopher Columbus did not need someone to show him the route. We even ...
16. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Even Pumpkin is a fruit. "Malva" we have not the faintest idea what it is.
17. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that ...
18. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act exactly as if nothing were wrong. We know you are lying, but so we saved a lot of trouble.
19. If you ask a question you do not want an answer ... expect an answer you do not want to hear.
20. When we go somewhere, everything you wear is fine. Really!
21. Do not ask us what we're thinking unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sex, sports, cars.
22. The clothes that you are more than enough ...
23. The shoes, however, are too many .
24. We are in shape Round is a shape.
Thank you for reading these rules.
Yes, I know tonight I'll sleep on the couch. But we men do not mind: this is a bit 'like going to camp ... Send this message to as many men can do to make him laugh. Send this message to as many women as you can for ... educate them!
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